For All the Women in Banking!

I worked in the banking industry for 16 years! For any woman who has ever worked in banking, this one is for you...

Last night as I lay sleeping
I died or so it seemed,
Then I went to heaven
But only in my dream...

Up there St Peter met me
Standing at the pearly gates,
He said 'I must check your record
Please stand here and wait.

He turned and said 'Your record
Is covered with terrible flaws,
On earth I see you rallied
For every losing cause.'

I see that you drank alcohol,
And smoked and partied too,
Fact is, you've done everything
A good person should never do.

We can't have people like you up here
Your life was full of sin,
then he paused as he read the last of my record,
Took my hand and said 'Come on in.'

He led me up to the big boss and said
'Take her in and treat her well.
She used to work in banking
So she's done her time in hell.'

I did not write this, but it sure did make me laugh. Thank you to my friend for sharing this with me!